13+
2003
Comedy
Offbeat
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Season 3, Episode 18
: Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi. When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan leases a new one for her.
About the Series
Two and a Half Men
A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Charlie volunteers to take care of Jake for the weekend.
2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Alan asks Charlie for help when the principal at Jake's school demands to meet w...
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
When Charlie discovers Alan and his ex-wife, Judith, may reconcile, he fears he ...
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs
Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach ho...
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky
After a woman Charlie has been having sex with professes her love for him, he re...
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One
Charlie is thrilled that he's dating Isabella, a wild, sexually uninhibited woma...
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Charlie finds himself in a compromising position after getting drunk and spendin...
8. That Voodoo That I Do
After already being rejected by Mia, an attractive ballet teacher, Charlie is de...
9. Madame and her Special Friend
A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Cloris Leachman) is romantically intereste...
10. Something Salty and Twisted
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate when a newspaper publishes an articl...
11. Santa's Village of the Damned
Charlie refuses Alan to break up with Sandy, a cooking instructor, after her fab...
12. That Special Tug
When Charlie and Alan go out for some sibling bonding, he convinces himself that...
13. Humiliation is a Visual Medium
No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia is getting s...
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
After a month and a half of abstinence, Charlie is eager to consummate his relat...
15. My Tongue is Meat
Charlie can't keep up with the healthy routine that Mia has introduced, so he sn...
16. Ergo, The Booty Call
Alan's mortified to introduce his girlfriend Kandi, a woman half his age to Evel...
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, hav...
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan gets into financial trouble because he's paying the expenses of his young g...
19. Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
Tensions rise at home when Charlie discovers that Kandi's moving in because he's...
20. Always a Bridesmaid Never A Burro
Charlie is now dating Kandi's mother. Alan is depressed because Kandi has left h...
21. And the Plot Moistens
Jake's teacher, Francine, calls Alan and Judith into her classroom to discuss Ja...
22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie
When a cute girl from Jake's school invites him to a party, Charlie butts in on ...
23. Arguments for the Quickie
Charlie tries to act like he's no longer interested in his ex, Mia, when she inv...
24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
With Charlie and Mia arranging their wedding, their families meet, and things be...
