13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat
Two and a Half Men
: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
1. Back off Mary Poppins
Alan feels lonely when his old friends aren't available.
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
At Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceram...
3. A Bag Full of Jawea
Jake thinks he's dreaming late one night when he sees the teacher who tried to g...
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra
Jake adores Judith's rich, new boyfriend because the man has a boat and a pool, ...
5. Bad News from the Clinic?
Charlie dates a woman, Sherri, who is a self-centered, manipulative narcissist--...
6. The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance
When Evelyn tells Jake that Alan shoplifted a toy as a child, Alan denies the ch...
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
To serve as a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful to his mother, Ch...
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Nancy, a woman Alan met while shopping for groceries, introduces him to a world ...
9. Yes, Monsignor
Charlie encounters Lisa, the woman he thought was "the one", until she informs h...
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on one of Jake's favorite ...
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
After flirting with a woman at a bar and rejecting him, Charlie is surprised whe...
12. A Lungful of Alan
When Jamie, Alan's close old friend, visits, Charlie and Alan see how attractive...
13. Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get off my hair)
When an earthquake causes plumbing damage in Judith's home, Alan allows her to m...
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
After Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high gra...
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand
When Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas, Alan apprehe...
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's ...
17. Woo-hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan --a chiropractor--help him.Then, Cha...
18. It Was 'Mame,' Mom
Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his gay partner at Eric's party in order...
19. A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
At a coffee shop, Alan and Charlie see Sherri, a woman who once dated Charlie ju...
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Evelyn harasses Charlie for not calling her, and Judith bills Alan for an expens...
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
While scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers ...
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
After Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs...
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring vacation with his other gra...
24. Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie has sex with a pretty young woman, not realizing she's married to an old...
Two and a Half Men
Genres
Comedy, Offbeat
Episodes
12 Seasons (262 Episodes )
Release Year
2003
About This Series
A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.