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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Charlie must decide between his fiancé and his old flame.

Whipped Unto the Third Generation
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Charlie's fiancé, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend,...

Mmm, Fish. Yum.
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother.

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and J...

For the Sake of the Child
5. For the Sake of the Child

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

Give me your thumb
6. Give me your thumb

Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

Untainted by Filth
7. Untainted by Filth

Charlie & Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she ge...

Captain Terry's spray-on hair
9. Captain Terry's spray-on hair

Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

That's Why They Call it 'Ball Room'
10. That's Why They Call it 'Ball Room'

Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn’t been completely honest about her finances.

Warning, it's Dirty
11. Warning, it's Dirty

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for C...

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their se...

Yay, No Polyps!
13. Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.

Crude and uncalled for
14. Crude and uncalled for

Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might b...

Aye, aye, Captain Douche
15. Aye, aye, Captain Douche

Charlie's jealousy of Chelsea's relationship with Brad makes clear his intention...

Tinkle Like a Princess
16. Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea!

I Found Your Moustache
17. I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an un...

Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
19. Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's friend is a bad influence but Alan likes his hot mom.

I Called Him Magoo
20. I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night with his new girlfriend.

Gumby With a Pokey
21. Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his gi...

This is Not Gonna End Well
22. This is Not Gonna End Well

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. Alan makes plans ...

Two and a Half Men

Genres

Comedy, Offbeat

Episodes 

12 Seasons (262 Episodes )

Release Year

2003

Rating

13+ 

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A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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