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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Charlie & Alan try to prepare Jake for junior high.

Media Room Slash Dungeon
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon

Janeane Garofalo guest stars as Alan's date.

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Alan introduces Charlie to a sophisticated, intelligent judge.

City of Great Racks
4. City of Great Racks

In the 100th episode, Charlie sees Rose's face everywhere.

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie finds creative ways to entertain his girlfriend's son.

Help Daddy Find His Toenail
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him.

Our Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
7. Our Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room

Charlie and Alan argue over Alan's place in the house.

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star.

Tight's Good
9. Tight's Good

Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.

Kinda Like Necrophilia
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan discovers Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.

Meander to Your Dander
11. Meander to Your Dander

Charlie coaches Alan in the art of breaking up with a woman.

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose returns to take strange care of a very sick Charlie.

The Soil is Moist
13. The Soil is Moist

Alan dates his ex-wife's friend. Ryan Stiles guest stars.

Winky-Dink Time
14. Winky-Dink Time

Charlie and Jake double date; Alan is set up with a hooker.

Rough Night in Hump Junction
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan worries Charlie's womanizing is out of control.

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

ROBERT WAGNER and JENNY McCARTHY guest star.

Fish in a Drawer
17. Fish in a Drawer

A CSI team investigates a puzzling death at Charlie's house.

If My Hole Could Talk
18. If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie is attracted to an older woman (SUSAN BLAKELY).

Waiting for the Right Snapper
19. Waiting for the Right Snapper

SUSAN BLAKELY and JANE LYNCH guest star.

Two and a Half Men

Genres

Comedy, Offbeat

Episodes 

12 Seasons (262 Episodes )

Release Year

2003

Rating

13+ 

About This Series

A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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