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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Working for Caligula
1. Working for Caligula

Charlie deals with the aftermath of his canceled wedding.

Who Is This Vod Kanockers?
2. Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

Charlie finally tells Alan why he broke up with Mia.

The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
3. The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

Charlie attempts to surf to impress a beautiful girl.

A Pot-Smokin' Monkey
4. A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Alan is overjoyed that soon he'll no longer owe alimony.

Apologies for the Frivolity
6. Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie is attracted to a blonde high-end real estate agent.

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Berta seeks vengeance on the man who got her daughter pregnant.

Release the Dogs
8. Release the Dogs

Alan attempts to discover the source of his insomnia.

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Charlie's annoyed with Alan for constantly borrowing money.

Kissing Abe Lincoln
10. Kissing Abe Lincoln

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend, Lydia, and Berta.

Walnuts and Demerol
11. Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie hosts an unplanned, unwanted holiday party.

Castrating Sheep in Montana
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Naomi.

Don't Worry Speed Racer
13. Don't Worry Speed Racer

Jake reveals that he overhears Judith and Herb in bed.

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie sets up Alan with their hot new neighbor, Danielle.

My Damn Stalker
15. My Damn Stalker

Charlie realizes that he must face his feelings for Rose.

Young People Have Phlegm Too
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too

At a hot new club, Charlie and Alan are considered old.

I Merely Slept With A Commie
17. I Merely Slept With A Commie

Evelyn bitterly ignores Charlie and Alan for a few weeks.

It Never Rains in Hooterville
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville

Alan realizes that Jake is almost grown up.

Smooth as a Ken Doll
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll

Judith wants Charlie to stop pursuing Herb's sister, Myra.

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Charlie gets a surprise when he admits he truly likes Myra.

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Charlie suspects a single father who's gay is attracted to Alan.

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Charlie takes Jake to a racetrack. Alan's at a hellish DMV.

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Jake finds out that he must attend summer school.

Prostitutes and Gelato
24. Prostitutes and Gelato

Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues."

Two and a Half Men

Genres

Comedy, Offbeat

Episodes 

12 Seasons (262 Episodes )

Release Year

2003

Rating

13+ 

About This Series

A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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