13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat
Two and a Half Men
: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
1. Working for Caligula
Charlie deals with the aftermath of his canceled wedding.
2. Who Is This Vod Kanockers?
Charlie finally tells Alan why he broke up with Mia.
3. The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie attempts to surf to impress a beautiful girl.
4. A Pot-Smokin' Monkey
Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Alan is overjoyed that soon he'll no longer owe alimony.
6. Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie is attracted to a blonde high-end real estate agent.
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Berta seeks vengeance on the man who got her daughter pregnant.
8. Release the Dogs
Alan attempts to discover the source of his insomnia.
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Charlie's annoyed with Alan for constantly borrowing money.
10. Kissing Abe Lincoln
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend, Lydia, and Berta.
11. Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie hosts an unplanned, unwanted holiday party.
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Naomi.
13. Don't Worry Speed Racer
Jake reveals that he overhears Judith and Herb in bed.
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie sets up Alan with their hot new neighbor, Danielle.
15. My Damn Stalker
Charlie realizes that he must face his feelings for Rose.
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too
At a hot new club, Charlie and Alan are considered old.
17. I Merely Slept With A Commie
Evelyn bitterly ignores Charlie and Alan for a few weeks.
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville
Alan realizes that Jake is almost grown up.
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll
Judith wants Charlie to stop pursuing Herb's sister, Myra.
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Charlie gets a surprise when he admits he truly likes Myra.
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Charlie suspects a single father who's gay is attracted to Alan.
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Charlie takes Jake to a racetrack. Alan's at a hellish DMV.
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Jake finds out that he must attend summer school.
24. Prostitutes and Gelato
Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues."
Two and a Half Men
Genres
Comedy, Offbeat
Episodes
12 Seasons (262 Episodes )
Release Year
2003
About This Series
A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.