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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Pilot
1. Pilot

Charlie's brother, Alan, and nephew show up unexpectedly.

Big Flappy Bastards
2. Big Flappy Bastards

Unsure how to dicipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child "forgets" to s...

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

After Alan's attempt at a father/son weekend with Jake backfires, Charlie consol...

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

When Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, Charlie sends Alan ...

Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
5. Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump

Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games and soon has a date with ...

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to ch...

If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
7. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake

When Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy showers at the house after surfing, Jake d...

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

When Alan and Judith argue during Jake's play rehersal, Charlie is forced to han...

Phase One, Complete
9. Phase One, Complete

Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy, but he becomes concerned when Jak...

Merry Thanksgiving
10. Merry Thanksgiving

Charlie discovers that his favorite former girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married ...

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is movin...

Camel Filters and Pheromones
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones

Jake develops a childish infatuaion with Berta's sexy and rebellious 16-year-old...

Sarah Like Puny Alan
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; howe...

I Can't Afford Hyenas
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all over...

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Despite Alan's warning, Charlie becomes infatuated with Frankie, a sexy but seem...

That Was Saliva, Alan
16. That Was Saliva, Alan

Frankie, the woman Charlie and Alan found bashing her therapist's car with a bas...

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he a...

An Old Flame With a New Wick
18. An Old Flame With a New Wick

Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he agrees to meet with a former girlfriend...

I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
19. I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You

When Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday...

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continously plays "Smoke on the Water" ...

No Sniffing, No Wowing
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, after ...

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week, but ...

Just Like Buffalo
23. Just Like Buffalo

The women of Judith's support group decide that Charlie's home is an unfit envir...

Can You Feel My Finger?
24. Can You Feel My Finger?

When one of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, Alan suggests a permanent...

Two and a Half Men

Genres

Comedy, Offbeat

Episodes 

12 Seasons (262 Episodes )

Release Year

2003

Rating

13+ 

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A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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