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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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Two and a Half Men
13+
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat

Two and a Half Men

: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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The Ol' Mexican Spinach
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Walden reprioritizes his life in the 12th season premiere.

A Chic Bar in Ibiza
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan gets offended when Walden asks him to sign a pre-nup.

Glamping in a Yurt
3. Glamping in a Yurt

Walden & Alan pretend to be a loving couple for the adoption.

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

Walden & Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them.

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

Walden decides to foster a six-year old named Louis.

Alan Shot a Little Girl
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl

When Alan realizes that Louis thinks he’s cool, he starts breaking Walden’s rule...

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Walden's attracted to a mom at the kids' gym.

Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey

Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. MELAN...

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

Here I Come, Pants!
10. Here I Come, Pants!

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms...

For Whom the Booty Calls
11. For Whom the Booty Calls

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from...

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, ...

Boompa Loved His Hookers
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers

Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

Walden offers Alan a divorce gift of his choice.

Of Course He's Dead - Part One
15. Of Course He's Dead - Part One

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the finale.

Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
16. Of Course He's Dead - Part Two

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the finale.

Two and a Half Men

Genres

Comedy, Offbeat

Episodes 

12 Seasons (262 Episodes )

Release Year

2003

Rating

13+ 

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A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

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