6
2003
Comedy
Offbeat
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Season 1, Episode 4
: When Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, Charlie sends Alan to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith.
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About the Series
Two and a Half Men
A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.

1. Pilot
Charlie's brother, Alan, and nephew show up unexpectedly.

2. Big Flappy Bastards
Unsure how to dicipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child "forgets" to s...

3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
After Alan's attempt at a father/son weekend with Jake backfires, Charlie consol...

4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
When Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, Charlie sends Alan ...

5. Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games and soon has a date with ...

6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to ch...

7. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
When Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy showers at the house after surfing, Jake d...

8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
When Alan and Judith argue during Jake's play rehersal, Charlie is forced to han...

9. Phase One, Complete
Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy, but he becomes concerned when Jak...

10. Merry Thanksgiving
Charlie discovers that his favorite former girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married ...

11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is movin...

12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
Jake develops a childish infatuaion with Berta's sexy and rebellious 16-year-old...

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; howe...

14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all over...

15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Despite Alan's warning, Charlie becomes infatuated with Frankie, a sexy but seem...

16. That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie, the woman Charlie and Alan found bashing her therapist's car with a bas...

17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he a...

18. An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he agrees to meet with a former girlfriend...

19. I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
When Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday...

20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continously plays "Smoke on the Water" ...

21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, after ...

22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week, but ...

23. Just Like Buffalo
The women of Judith's support group decide that Charlie's home is an unfit envir...

24. Can You Feel My Finger?
When one of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, Alan suggests a permanent...
Season 1, Episode 4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Release Year:
2003
Rating:
AL