1. Back off Mary Poppins

Alan feels lonely when his old friends aren't available.

2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

At Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceram... More

3. A Bag Full of Jawea

Jake thinks he's dreaming late one night when he sees the teacher who tried to g... More

4. Go Get Mommy's Bra

Jake adores Judith's rich, new boyfriend because the man has a boat and a pool, ... More

5. Bad News from the Clinic?

Charlie dates a woman, Sherri, who is a self-centered, manipulative narcissist--... More

6. The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance

When Evelyn tells Jake that Alan shoplifted a toy as a child, Alan denies the ch... More

7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

To serve as a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful to his mother, Ch... More

8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Nancy, a woman Alan met while shopping for groceries, introduces him to a world ... More

9. Yes, Monsignor

Charlie encounters Lisa, the woman he thought was "the one", until she informs h... More

10. The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on one of Jake's favorite ... More

11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

After flirting with a woman at a bar and rejecting him, Charlie is surprised whe... More

12. A Lungful of Alan

When Jamie, Alan's close old friend, visits, Charlie and Alan see how attractive... More

13. Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get off my hair)

When an earthquake causes plumbing damage in Judith's home, Alan allows her to m... More

14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

After Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high gra... More

15. Smell the Umbrella Stand

When Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas, Alan apprehe... More

16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's ... More

17. Woo-hoo, a Hernia Exam!

Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan --a chiropractor--help him.Then, Cha... More

18. It Was 'Mame,' Mom

Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his gay partner at Eric's party in order... More

19. A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

At a coffee shop, Alan and Charlie see Sherri, a woman who once dated Charlie ju... More

20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Evelyn harasses Charlie for not calling her, and Judith bills Alan for an expens... More

21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

While scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers ... More

22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs... More

23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring vacation with his other gra... More

24. Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie has sex with a pretty young woman, not realizing she's married to an old... More