1. Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes

Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.

2. A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board

Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.

3. An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom

Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.

4. Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.

5. A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship

Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.

6. A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm

Missy tries out for the baseball team.

7. Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting

Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.

8. The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's

The university tries to recruit Sheldon, through George.

9. A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken

George and Dr. Sturgis have male-bonding time.

10. Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.

11. A Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony

Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.

12. Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit

Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.

13. Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains

George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.

14. A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel

Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.

15. A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub

Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.

16. Pasadena

Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.

17. An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell

Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.

18. A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector

George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.

19. A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff

Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.

20. A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge

Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.

21. A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.