1. Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmar... More

2. Volcano

A weekend trip to experience the finer points of camping, fishing and blowing an... More

3. Weight Gain 4000

When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart... More

4. Big Gay Al's Gay Boat Ride

When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses h... More

5. An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig

Kyle's mom won't let him keep his new pet -- an elephant -- because it's so huge.

6. Death

Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide.

7. Pinkeye

A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating ... More

8. Starvin' Marvin

Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him ... More

9. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

South Park Elementary attempts to stage a non-denominational holiday play that w... More

10. Damien

After being shunned by the others kids, Damien, the Son of Satan, calls upon his... More

11. Tom's Rhinoplasty

While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyl... More

12. Mecha-Streisand

The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to de... More

13. Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th ... More