13+
1987
Comedy
Classic Comedy
Assault and Batteries
Season 8, Episode 24
: Household chores threaten Al's chance to see a favorite old movie.
About the Series
Married… with Children
After 16 semi-blissful years of marriage dealing with the challenges of middle-class life and their two children, Al Bundy and his wife, Peggy, have learned that the secret to a happy household is equality —i.e. everyone will suffer!
1. A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket
Al gets tickets to a big basketball game.
2. Hood in the Boyz
Al's old girlfriend has gang trouble.
3. Proud to Be You Bud
Bud's attempts with women fail miserably.
4. Luck of the Bundys
Al's horoscope predicts good luck for him.
5. Banking on Marcy
Marcy needs to overcome her fear of public speaking and give a speech for her bank.
6. No Chicken, No Check
Kelly and Bud buy a car to share.
7. Take My Wife, Please
On Halloween, Al is left to face Death.
8. Scared Single
Al tries to counsel a new employee against marriage.
9. No Ma'am
Al and his friends fight back against women's liberation.
10. Dancing with Weezie
Al and Jefferson avoid a theater event in order to go to a sports bar.
11. Change for a Buck
Feeling disenchanted and ignored, Buck runs away.
12. A Little Off the Top
Al is accidentally circumcised.
13. The Worst Noel
Al misses the D'Arcy's annual Christmas party, unaware that he wasn't invited.
14. Honey, I Blew Up Myself
Peggy's birthday gift for Al causes quite a stir at the mall.
15. Sofa So Good
Kelly's boyfriend accidentally destroys Peggy's sofa.
16. How Green Was My Apple
The Bundy's and the D'Arcys go to war over a property line dispute.
17. Get Outta Dodge
Al's Dodge is near the million mile mark.
18. Valentine's Day Massacre
Bud finds a long-lost Valentine's Day card.
19. Field of Screams
Al fights to keep an auto factory from replacing his high school football field.
20. The D'Arcy Files
Jefferson reveals his past life as a spy.
21. Legend of Ironhead Haynes
When Al's sarcasm costs him his prized parking space, he turns to a manly hero f...
22. Nooner or Later
Peggy needs Al to get home from work early.
23. Kelly Knows Something
Al auditions for a sports trivia game show.
24. Assault and Batteries
Household chores threaten Al's chance to see a favorite old movie.
25. Ride Scare
Al becomes an environmental hero and celebrity.
26. Al Goes Deep
A football star's romance with Kelly jeopardizes Jefferson's lifesaving wager on...
