13+
1987
Comedy
Classic Comedy
Mr. Empty Pants
Season 7, Episode 16
: Peggy's unflattering cartoon makes Al a reluctant celebrity.
About the Series
Married… with Children
After 16 semi-blissful years of marriage dealing with the challenges of middle-class life and their two children, Al Bundy and his wife, Peggy, have learned that the secret to a happy household is equality —i.e. everyone will suffer!
1. Magnificent Seven
The Bundys take in Seven, Peggy’s 5-yar-old nephew.
2. T R A Something, Something Spells Tramp
Kelly is stranded on a deserted road while Peggy tries to spice things up at home.
3. Every Bundy Has a Birthday
When Seven cannot remember his birthday, Peggy assigns him a day to celebrate it.
4. Al on the Rocks
Al becomes a “topless” bartender to cover Seven’s medical bills.
5. What I Did for Love
Peggy promises Al a five-course meal.
6. Frat Chance
Desperate for a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity in his garage.
7. The Chicaco Wine Party
Al convinces his family to vote in an effort to stop a new tax on beer. When it ...
8. Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Al convinces Kelly to get a job and she realizes why Peggy has never worked in h...
9. Rock of Ages
When Al wins a trip to Hawaii and poses as a rock star, musicians convince him t...
10. Death of a Shoe Salesman
Al and Peggy discover they may have to share a casket when they die.
11. The Old College Try
Al and Peggy shop with Bud’s college money.
12. Christmas
Al has to buy the family Christmas presents.
13. Wedding Show
The Bundy’s prepare for their cousin Jimmy’s wedding.
14. It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
Al takes a fishing trip alone, only to have Peg and Marcy show up and spoil his ...
15. Heels on Wheels
Al takes Kelly’s new bike out for a spin.
16. Mr. Empty Pants
Peggy's unflattering cartoon makes Al a reluctant celebrity.
17. You Can't Miss
Bud goes on a dating game show to win the affections of a girl.
18. Peggy and the Pirates
Peggy fantasizes that Al is a heroic pirate.
19. Go for the Old
Al becomes obsessed with his age after a theater cashier gives him a senior citi...
20. Unalful Entry
Al becomes a local hero when he stands up to a burglar.
21. Movie Show
Kelly gets an unpleasant surprise when the family takes her to a movie on her bi...
22. Til Death Do Us Part
Peggy complains about Al’s lovemaking.
23. Tis Time to Smell the Roses
Peggy spends all of Al’s early retirement money and forces him to go back to work.
24. The Old Insurance Dodge
Al lies about the items stolen from his cheap car.
25. The Wedding: Repercussions
Jimmy, the Bundy’s cousin, finds out that his wife cheated on him on their weddi...
26. The Proposition
Al’s ex wants one more night with him in exchange for money.
