1. Webnecks

Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.

2. Beast Implants

Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.

3. Tween Steam

Perverts need love. Rusty delivers.

4. Wing Nut

Early's DNA is finally put to good use.

5. Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State

Rusty's soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil.

6. Earth Worst

The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation.

7. The Good One

Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.

8. Sharif

Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price.

9. Condition: Demolition!

Pedal meets metal and windshield meets Rusty.

10. The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.

11. The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

Sheriff investigates the origins of fire and its role in the burning of the squi... More

12. Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place.

13. Armageddon It On!

The greatest story ever told. About cartoon squids.

14. Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glori... More

15. Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.

16. An Officer and a Dental Dam

Granny's on the prowl for love, Confederate style.

17. The Okaleechee Dam Jam

David Allan Coe sings a special song that Dan Halen prepared for Early.

18. Pile M for Murder

Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.

19. Mud Days and Cornfused

A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.

20. Krystal, Light

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.