6
2003
12 Seasons
Comedy
Offbeat
Two and a Half Men
: A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
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1. I changed my mind about the milk
Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday on the premiere.
2. A big bag of dog
Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.
3. Four balls, two bats and one mitt
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice up their love life.
4. You do know what the lollipop's for
Walden feels his age when a friend's daughter comes to visit
5. That's not what they call it in Amsterdam
Rose (MELANIE LYNSKEY) returns...and she's after Walden!
6. Ferrets, attack!
Walden has to choose between Rose and Zoey.
7. Avoid the Chinese mustard
Walden hires an actress to play his girlfriend.
8. Something my gynecologist said
Lyndsey wants Alan to make a commitment.
9. I scream when I pee
Alan's super-hot ex-wife (APRIL BOWLBY) wants him back.
10. One nut Johnson
Walden creates a new poorer identity to help him find love.
11. Give Santa a tail-hole
Walden juggles having two identities.
12. Welcome to Alancrest
Walden and Alan switch roles -- to help Kate's fashion line.
13. Grab a feather and get in line
Walden reveals the truth about his identity to Kate in song!
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Alan refuses to give Lyndsey a key to the beach house!
15. Paint it, pierce it or plug it
Jake returns home with his older girlfriend (JAIME PRESSLY).
16. Advantage: fat, flying baby
Walden tries to win Kate back on Valentine's Day.
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Walden meets his ex-wife at a high-end singles mixer.
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton
Alan moves in with Herb after a fight with Walden.
19. Big episode. Someone stole a spoon.
Walden and Alan cheer up Herb with a nonstop party.
20. Bazinga! That's from a TV show.
Jake cheats on his girlfriend... with her teenage daughter!
21. Another night with Neil Diamond
Alan's devastated after his breakup with Lyndsey!
22. My bodacious Vidalia
Alan gets a "breakover" (i.e. post-breakup makeover)!
23. Cows, prepare to be tipped
On the season finale, Walden dates a girl & her grandmother!
Two and a Half Men
Genres
Comedy, Offbeat
Episodes
12 Seasons (262 Episodes )
Release Year
2003
About This Series
A comedy from Chuck Lorre about the lives of two brothers – Charlie and Alan Harper, Alan's son Jake, and the women who surround them all.
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