“Roots: The White Album” or “The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!”
When Roots hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a reparation frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker they can find! But Black Dynamite sees that since you can’t even keep white slaves alive without caviar and arugula, being slave masters is actually bringing the Community down. Is Black Dynamite actually going to fight for the White Man’s freedom?
“Black Jaws!” or “Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea”
A soul-food-eating contest gets everyone in the Black Community down to the summer’s biggest beach party. But the party’s already jumped the shark when a giant shark jumps out and starts eating people! Captain Quinton, the local old, eyepatched, shark-hunting mysterious mother#*?@#$% tells Black Dynamite this isn’t just Jaws, it’s Black Jaws. All Black Dynamite has to do is swim out there and kill that shark, but wait, what? Black Dynamite can’t swim? Oh, crap, this might be a real problem!
“Warriors Come Out” or “Mean Queens of Halloween”
It’s Halloween in LA and Cream Corn convinces Black Dynamite and the Crew to go to a street party where, let’s just say, ain’t nobody in the closet. Everything’s gay (as in happy) and gay (as in gay) until the Emcee is assassinated in front of everyone! The unseen shooter frames Black Dynamite and the Crew, and now they’re on a run for their lives, trying to clear their name, pursued by every gay gang south of West Hollywood!
“How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back” or “Night of the Living D#@! Heads”
A busted-up Whorephanage needs repairs and busted-up whores need a vacation, so Honey Bee takes the harem to Jamaica for R&R. The hoes party to their heart’s content, and a disinterested Honey Bee gets her groove back when she meets the one and only Bob Marley! Back at the Whorephanage, all the sex-starved johns turn into horny zombies trying to hump their way into the building, but Honey Bee couldn’t care less, she’s not coming home! Bob Marley could be her happily ever after if not for all these assassins with machine guns constantly trying to kill them!
“Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song” or “Bill Cosby Ain't Himself”
When Black Dynamite’s old buddy, maverick Sweet Sweetback filmmaker Melvin Van Peebles, gears up to shoot his next blaxploitation movie in the Community, everyone’s excited to help out except Bill Cosby! Desperate for positive black images, Cos kidnaps the entire all-star cast and tries to brainwash them into besweatered, upstanding representatives of the black race! While Bullhorn, Cream Corn and Honey Bee fill-in for the talent and try to keep the film afloat, Black Dynamite must track down the pudding-pop-pusher himself and save all of black film history!
“Mister Rogers' Revenge” or “Please Don't You Be His Neighbor”
On the Orphans’ collective birthday, Black Dynamite brings them all to a show taping with their favorite TV white man, Mister Rogers. Now, you’d think Fred Rogers was never a trained Special Forces killer and that he would definitely not kidnap all the Orphans in a deranged attempt to protect them from evil TV executives and that’s exactly what doesn’t not happen! With the cops outgunned and the Orphans behind guerrilla defenses, it’s up to Black Dynamite to invade that neighborhood and face off with Mister Rogers himself.
“American Band Standoff” or “The Godfather of Soooul Train” or “Get on Your Goodfellas”
Cream Corn is excited as hell at getting a chance to dance on Sooooooul Train, the hippest trip in America, but Black Dynamite knows the truth the music game is a vicious, to-the-death battle between the Godfather Don Cornelius and murderous Dick Clark of American Bandstand. Cream Corn becomes a Soul Train dancer, and Don’s old muscle Black Dynamite sees that just when he thought he was out they pull him back in.
“Diff'rent Folks, Same Strokes” or “The Hunger Pang Games”
Child Services is finally on to the Whorephanage and slaps them with a shutdown notice! But it’s okay, because rich white Mr. Phil Drummond and his rich white friends adopt all the orphans at once and whisk them off to a luxury high-rise in the sky. Just as Black Dynamite comes to terms with no longer having the Orphans around, he learns luxury skyscraper is actually a deathmatch arena where the Orphans fight each other to the death for food! He’s got to put an end to these Hunger Pang Games, no matter how popular they are!
“The Wizard of Watts” or “Oz Ain't Got S&@# on the Wiz”
Black Dynamite’s one day off couldn’t be more work: everyone needs his help and a riot blows up. A brick to the head sends Black Dynamite hallucinating into the Magical Land of Oz-Watts, a trippy technicolor world where, everyone needs his help! Between getting Scarecorn some game, Lionhorn a muzzle and the Tin Bee a set of balls, Black Dynamite has to fight off the Wicked Bitch of the West Side and reach the Great and Powerful Mother#*?@#$%’s palace, or he’ll never get home.