Xavier: Renegade Angel

Vibracaust

Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul-- his own.

Xavier's Maneuver

Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.

El Tornadador

When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face.

Haunted Tonk

Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.

Free Range Manibalism

Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.

Damnesia Vu

When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme.

Going Normal

Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier's gratitude starved heart shrieks out "Abandon ye lifequest!" and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin' pie of limits.

Kharmarabionic Lotion

A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It's pretty cool. Or, did he?

Damnesia You

Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You.

Braingea's Final Cranny

When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.