When We Smash
Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other’s misery! Joe and Q “make love”, we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie. Two contestants, an office flasher and a clumsy partier, battle to be masters of misery and win the $30,000 grand prize!
UK vs US Special
After some heated UK vs US banter, Jameela and the Tenderloins find out once and for all which of these great nations is truly the most miserable. Plus, Jameela has a big surprise fail for the Tenderloins.
This is not a Drill!
Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, Sal’s “moist moment”, and a giant door-opening python! It’s all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.
The Grandma Special
From “I’m going with penis” to “I had whipped cream coming out of my nose”, they may be senior citizens but these awesome ladies sure have lived! Find out what happens when a young bull charges you, and what bodily function made a girl lose 10 years of memories on this week’s episode of The Misery Index.
They Didn’t Blur the Dog!
Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.
Send in the Clowns
A moped crash that’d make Wylie Coyote proud, a big family surprise for one Tenderloin, and Murr makes a very bad bet! Our contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.
No One Told Sal
What happens when your parachute doesn’t open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We’ve got the answers in this very fancy episode of The Misery Index.
I Used to Have Abs Once Too
A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the “body of a superhero”, and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.
Trust Me as Someone Who Has One!
Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is ‘statistically the best!’ Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!
A Brick in the Face
A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge. All on this week’s episode of The Misery Index.
Chicken, Spaghetti and Sex
The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.
He Looks Like Mr. Magoo
Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there’s a ex living in your attic, and a little boy overhears his parents having sex...and then impersonates them. All that plus Q’s arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.
Q and Sal dress each other up in a dare both of them regret, a karaoke queen finds out what puppy pee tastes like, and Murr pleasures an old man’s big toe, all on this weird and wonderful episode of The Misery Index.
A Soprano in the Family
An influencer face sucking an octopus, the most polite pass-out in history, and Murr faces his single biggest fear, all in one fun-packed episode of The Misery Index.
It Messes With Your Head!
What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what’s it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.
Double the Misery
Find out what happens when a carnival ride goes wrong, what it means to get intimate with the Golden Gate Bridge, and why what happens in Vegas really should stay there in this special Twins-centric episode of The Misery Index.
It’s Gonna Be a Bloodbath
Sweat bees in the eyes, one girl's battle with the zombie apocalypse and why you should never inject your privates with petroleum jelly! It’s all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.
I’d Say Sex With a Nun!
A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a with very weird horse fetish - and that’s just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.
Are You Cray-Cray?
Find out why Sal’s mind is blown over poking holes in condoms, what makes Murr say "It was the coming out that hurt more than the going in”, and what it looks like to be eaten by a sidewalk. All this and more on another hilarious episode of The Misery Index.
The $50,000 Misery Index Holiday Special
In this Holiday Special episode of The Misery Index, find out why camels and nativities don’t mix, why Santa never goes rock climbing and why Joe is trying to sell caramelized ginger bread taint. All that and festivities a plenty, plus an epic final round worth fifty thousand dollars!
Eat My Pants!
Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other’s misery! We ring in another year with the always exuberant Flossy Dicky, we show why Internet revenge can backfire and for the first time ever and we challenge our panels to define true misery just by using their ears. Two contestants – a poison ivy victim with a suspect story and an over eager dancer – battle to be masters of misery and walk away with $30,000!
Waste of a Good Bum
Tonight on a Gregarious Grandfather edition of The Misery Index, find out what happens when your horse is a little too friendly, an unknowing stripper crashes your Bat Mitzvah, and why you really don’t want to get in THAT water!
A Truly Miserable Valentine's Special
Love is in the air on The Misery Index Valentine’s Special! We see that the bond between a man and his car is the most romantic of all, why Murr hasn’t quite got the hang of married life and how motor-boating your fiancé can sink a relationship. Two ex's – Dumper Iden vs Dumpee Siena – show why there is something more valuable than love and it's $30,000!!
Jon Moxley vs His Bulldog
We show why bungee jumping is always a safe and responsible choice, and why the bedroom is the most dangerous room in the house. AWE Superstar Jon Moxley drops in to share tales of his sociopath bulldog! Two contestants – Island Impressionist Rio takes on Smear Campaign Survivor Lamarr – battle to be masters of misery and march away with our grand prize of over $30,000!
Ye Olden Days of Misery
On a “fall down funny” edition of The Misery Index, see why sometimes going viral ain’t worth it, how olden times weren’t necessarily the best of times and why you should think before you flash.
A Monkey Stole My Baby
On a “almost perfect" edition of The Misery Index, see some truly original forms of Misery when a monkey steals your baby, a woman gets her ultimate dream granted, and how it's possible to lose the race before it even starts.
Don’t Dip THAT in the Salsa
We see that moped riding is an extreme sport, manscaping takes true bravery and learn how littering can truly be deadly. Brave kisser Corin takes on reluctant massage recipient Allen for a chance to take home more than $30,000!!
My Stepson, My Husband….My Lover
Welcome to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other’s Misery! We meet the world's most impatient dog, we see why you should always keep two hands on the wheel and Q shares a Day (and Night) to remember! Miserable contestants Sam and Nicole share their pain and do battle for the chance to walk away with $30,000!
Major Red Flags
We show why when doing something stupid make sure you have two cameras, and why when you think you can outsmart a bull…. you really can't. Super Bowl Champion Travis Kelce drops in to explain the worst job interview of all time! Two contestants – soccer casualty Sydney takes on superfan Abby – battle to be masters of misery and raise the trophy of our grand prize of over $30,000!
Bridge Over Troubled Infomercial
On a “Flat Out Dangerous” edition of The Misery Index, see Sal take on the dirtiest job, hell hath no fury like a wife’s revenge and how wood chippers are for wood…not people.