The Pacifier (HBO)

He’s an ace Navy SEAL who has completed missions all over the world. But now, Shane Wolfe is faced with his toughest assignment: children! Vin Diesel stars in this action-comedy as the tough-as-nails Wolfe who finds himself in unfamiliar territory—dealing with everything from troubled teens to dirty diapers—while keeping the five Plummer kids safe from their late dad’s enemies.